Sardar ji-Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Sardarji: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Sardar ji: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.
Sardar ji kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle nahi...
Sardar ji: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
Sardar ji: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena .
Wife: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Sardar ji: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai!
Sardar ji & his friend are walking down the road when Sardar ji' friend says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Sardar ji covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
Sardar ji: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: Don't know.
Sardar ji: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go to his!
Sardar ji was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Sardar ji: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!
Sardar ji was busy in removing a wheel from auto.
His friend asks: Why r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Sardar ji: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
See what a spelling mistake can do...
Sardar ji went to Goa . Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ..."Aam hai kya ?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte" On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him "Aam hai kya ?" He gets wild and yells ..."Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda marunga sar ke upar" The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him .. "hathoda hai kya ?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi" The parrot then asks ... "Aam hai kya ?"
LOL! :)
Loads of Love,
Ravi
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